Uni

10th May 2007
1800hrs AEST
GMT +0800

I guess I'm feeling better already.. I havent written in awhile.. cos well I'm busy.. but oh well.. I guess I'm still breathing.. and I should be thankful for that.. time seems to pass so quickly.. its like 4 months have gone by just in a flash.. more over.. 2+ years of uni have gone past.. Often i've asked myself for a summary of what I've learnt at uni.. and accumulated so far.. this's the the list..

1. Contrary to popular belief, melbourne uni aussies are infact bloody hardworking (and you'd say " WT* mate?!"
2. It is really true that Arts Students have way too much free time on their hands
3. Don't answer every question at the tute- u'll look like a bloody smartarse.. people will hate you
4. Never believe biomed students when they say "but I didnt study for it at all!" (OF COURSE YOU DID FOOL! cos if you really didn't you'd be insulting me!)
5. Eat Saigon noodles only at odd hours.. because lunch queue is long..
6. Sleeping in class is ok.. so long as you dont snore..
7. Assignments Suck
8. Lecturers who enjoy cramming you with info and extract pleasure from distressed students, probably have had disturbed uni student lives

I guess I'll learn more and more each day.. well.. back to assignments again.. thanks for tuning in.. yes i'm still alive.. thank God.. for some reason I'm still breathing.. If i make it pass this year.. I'll donate my brain to the pathology museum in Melb Uni... which will be placed next to Terry's (my honourable pathology lab mate..) liver.. well, 1 severly infarcted brain, 1 severly cirrhosed liver- from 2 pathology students.. and if you put 2 and 2 together.. you get 4.. and also a political statement of the grim reality of pathology student life..

They're advertising Melbourne Uni in the Cinemas.. man this sucks.. it makes Melb uni homologous to drinking coke or what not.. i mean this is TOTALLY UNCOOL.. can I transfer to monash?