SIAN or Severe Induced Academic Neuropsychosis is a prevalent illness that occurs during a person's Uni lifetime. Symptoms include exopthalmia- increased ocular pressure causing the bulging out of eyes from their sockets (from studying too much), Tachycardia from exam stress as well as increased longing for a holiday.The prevalence of SIAN is the impetus for the developement of SIAN0.5 which is a quantitative idex to measure the SIAN dynamics occuring in the suffering student. SIAN0.5 ("SIAN JIT PUA") is defined as half maximal SIAN (SIANmax) occuring under academic stress. This value is a standardised value for all science students- accounting for variances in the lack of sleep, weekends burnt and looking like a nerd and disgruntlement at the slackness of Arts student- an normalizing these factors; so as to provide a standard for diagnosis as well as a prognosis marker for further cognitive imparment.
As observed the neurotoxicity of studying, symptoms of SIAN can be ameliorated almost effectively with the treatment of holiday. Without treatment of holiday, the prognosis of SIAN is poor- expected cognitive survivability decreases exponentially and the affected individual lapses into dementia.
If the availability of holiday is an issue, SIAN symtoms can be managed with alcohol. However as alcohol posesses hepatotoxicity, its use as a long term management is not ideal and should only be used in the palliation of the ailing student.
As SIAN is a very early onset disease and if untreated, can and usually progresses to a more aggressive form of secondary pathology- Severe Induced Academic Obliterative and Late stage Idiopathic Acute Ocular haemorrhage (SIAO-LIAO) at which it is irrepairable.
Thus emphasis is placed on the treatment and management of the acute stages of SIAN in order to preserve life and lower morbidity rates of Science Students.
SOMEONE GIVE KENCHIN A HOLIDAY!
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