E=mc^2

The Energy-Maggi Equivalence Equation
Kenneth F.W. Chin 2008

E= mc^2

Where,

E = energy

m = maggi noodles

c = Coffee

The equation states that the energy of a given system (usually an honours student with thesis due) can be defined as and is equivalent to the quanta of maggi noodles consumed, multiplied by the square of the amount of coffee taken- ASSUMING, 1. Equivalence in value of different flavours of Maggi and 2. Coffee measured by 1 standard latte unit.

This can also be equated to a second formula which can measure the kinetic energy (K.E) at which the thesis can be hurled by a frustrated honours student.

E (K.E) = 0.5mv^2

Where,

E = energy

m = maggi noodles

v = V energy drink

With this, it can then be equated that:

mc^2 = 0.5mv^2

2mc^2 = mv^2

2c^2 = v^2

V^2= (2C )^0.5

V = 1.41C

Thus by reducing the equations, we are able to conclude that V energy drink is able to influence the total student energy to a greater extent (by 41%) as compared to 1 standard latte unit of coffee.