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A "brief" summary of Kenchin's life

Ever wondered how time passed so quickly and you're starting to feel old? Well this's a little soliloquy of my own life.. just not as dramatic as Hamlet's. Whilst his starts with "To be or not to be..", mine will end with "The Best Is Yet To Be"...

Chapter 1: To where it all begins

-Its a hellzone here.. billions of my other friends are dying around me.. poor fellas.. whoever said this dammed place was like paradise? Anyway, no sympathy for those suckers.. I'm still alive so far.. not too bad at all! for 1500 ATP points I think I can top this season's "Who wants to be Fertilized" gameshow... but will someone get me out of this mess QUICKLY...

-I banged my head into this huge dammed thing.. hurts like hell! why did everyone else seem to be doing the same thing? not only that.. but REPEATEDLY? yet somehow after that hard knock, I got swallowed in by that thingy.. Oh dammit I gotta stop drinking...

-Its been quite a comfortable nine months inside this wierd place.. I hear some voices sayin I've gotta get out of there soon? Oh screw them.. I'm stayin here.. Anyway whats this Cesarian Section thingy they were talking about?

-Its the 9th of December today.. shit.. they got me out.. there was some movement around and suddenly there was a tear and light came in! some really bright lights! and there was this dude with totally uncool clothes and a face mask there to pull me out... They cut my umbilical cord thingy.. I'm just freaking glad they didnt cut the wrong thing by accident.. Anyway somehow I'm begining to like it out here.. feels different tho..

Chapter 2: First Steps

- I've learnt this incredibly new amazing thing called WALKING! and by making some random noises, mom and dad think i'm the smartest kid on earth cos I can do this thing called TALK.. Damm it feels good to keep being praised and praised... yes everyone should love me! mom and dad're competing to see whos name I say first.. man the attention is just so... coool.. :)

= To be continued =