Saturday, June 28, 2008

Holiday

ENTROPY:

Entropy is a measure of the unavailability of a system’s energy to do work.It is a measure of the randomness of molecules in a system and is central to the second law of thermodynamics and the fundamental thermodynamic relation, which deal with physical processes and whether they occur spontaneously.

This is defined by the equation

ΔS = ΔQ/T
where S= blahh..
S= Entropy
Q= Heat (energy) absorbed
T= Time
and, Δ is really just an incredibly fancy of saying "Change in"
This equation means.. Get Smart is quite a good show and I should catch it next tues when ticket prices are cheaper.. other than that, I haven't a clue..

And from this load of physics junk, we can understand that "everything in the universe tends to its lowest and thus most energetically favourable state.."

Assuming Honours Student Kenneth Chin as a system which is INCREDIBLY RANDOM and incredibly unavailable (or at least reluctant) to do work.. (because he has no holidays..), it is thus essential to estimate the most energetically favourable state of the honours student.

After a series of theoretical calculations, and by plotting linear regression model and assuming binomial, poisson and normal (homogenous?) distribution of sambal belachan on my lunch,

it can be deduced and extrapolated that:

The most energetically favourable conformation (where ΔGº≈0 and T=anytime-of-the-day) of honours student kenneth chin, is sleeping in bed.

This can be further substantiated with Newton's 3rd law of Physics-


"to every reaction there is an equal and opposite reaction"

hence every attempt of escaping the energetically favourable conformation (ie. sleeping in bed under 2 quilts) will be met with an equal and opposing force (ie. the incredible warmth and comfort of my egronomically designed 2 quilt bed for maximal and optimal warmth:coolness ratio.. which just works by sleeping under 2 quilts..).

Hence I propose that the best solution to this.. is to remain stationary in bed.. and snooze..

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