CV 4 position of BF

I was thinking about jobs today.. and how people write CVs to get their positions.. and then a tot came to my mind.. what about applying to be a boyfriend? *lightbulb lighting up sound* Ah! and then I can send it to my potential employers! Well.. I think it would look something like this

Applicant: Chin Fu Wen, Kenneth
Date of Birth: 9/12/87
Blood Type: A+
Height: 1.71m
Weight: Statistically ~ 1.75-2x a standard girl's weight
Eyesight: Perfect (glasses are for deception :P)
[Blood glucose]: 4-5mM (concentration increases to lethal levels when around girls that are sweet.. requires administration of insulin)
Mean heart rate at rest: 61 bpm (faster when with a girl.. except my mudder.. oops..)


Institute of Education: University of Melbourne
Courses: BSc. (Bachelor of Siamming class)
MD. (Masters of Disasters)
PhD. (Pretty hopeless 'Diot)

Results for Core Curriculum:
-Home Economics: A1 (Agar-ation lvl 1)

-Romantic Poetry Writing: H1 (Hopeless One)

-Wit and Humour Module: F (Fantastic)

-Advanced Sappy Songs Singing(ASSS) Module: CMI(Cannot Make It)

-Independantly-Directed Initiation Of Tenderness(IDIOT)
Module: H2A (Hopelessly 2 Awful)

-General Integrated Long-term Affection(GILA)Module: U (Unbelievable)

-Basic Affection and Principles Of Kindness(BAPOK)Module: U (Unthinkable)

-Principles of Advanced Intimacy and Special Emotions of the Heart (PAISEH) Module: A (adooi)

-Self Initiated Affirmation of Neutrality(SIAN)Module: H1 (Hab1s) (This module is incredibly important when caught in arguments)

so... what do u guys think? hahaa.. throw comments and if your a guy hoping that you can chuck your CV here.. I dont think thats effective too.. :P hahaa.. This's will probably seal the fate of my singularity for the rest of my life.. NOOO!!!!! haha! Enjoy!