A Song for the ECL and Parietal cells of the stomach

This song is written as a last ditch effort to study the digestive processes in the stomach about ECL (Enterochromaffin like cells) and Parietal cells (they secrete H+ and make the stomach acidic)

Its sung to the tune of " How do i live" by Leanne Rimes.. damm if she hears how I mutilated her song she'll kill my ass.. but well anything for science is JUSTIFIABLE

How do I secrete

How do I,
Get thru 1 meal without you
How could I eat without you
Cos you're my ECL cell

Oh why,
You're only activated by gastrin
You engage calmodulin
And secrete histamine
That will bind H2 receptors on Oxyntic cells

And tell me now,
How do I eat without you, I want to know
How do I cope without you, with that huge food flow
How do I ever secrete HCl
How do I.. How do I secrete...

With no acid,
There'd be bad bacteria in my gut
That would really make me fart
My friends would quickly depart

Oxyntic cell,
Ach binds to your M3
And ATP to AC
Gives cAMP
Goes from Adenyl cyclase onto Protein Kinase
And from the cell within, Calcium binds calmodulin
And drives the pump

And tell me now,
How do I eat without you, I want to know
How do I cope without you, with that huge food flow
How do I ever secrete HCl
How do I, oh how do I secrete..

Written by: Ken Chin the Bored

This song is also dedicated to 536-201 Principles of Physiology students:

For the sigh of relief we exhale after respiration lectures, for the facts we just cant stomach in digestion lectures, the times when we get pissed off at messy notes during Urinary excretion lectures..